BLONDE JOKES….
This girl was so blonde that she thought a quarterback was
a refund!!!!
The 3 blondes house caught on fire, so they called the fire
department. The fireman said how do we get there? The blondes
say ‘Duh big red truck!
Did you ever notice that you never saw a blonde owl?
What is the difference between a blonde and a penny?
- A penny has more sence (cents)
What kind of weapons do blondes like to use the most?
- Blow guns
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a snake?
- An idiot that is scared of itself!!
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
- Because they forget the recipe
A blonde goes into an applance store and asks “how much is that
tv.” THe guy told her “Sorry we don’t sell dumb blondes stuff.”
The confused blonde goes outside and goes to the nearest beauty
shop and ask to have her hair dyed. She puts lots of makeup on
her face and paints her nails. Now the blonde (redhead now) goes
back to the applance store and goes to the manager and says “I
would like to buy this tv.” The manager says sorry we dont sell
dumb blondes stuff.” How did you know it was me she asked? The
manager says because thats not a tv that as microwave
What do you call 2 Blondes?
- Duel air bags!
Why is a Brunette better than a Blonde?
- A Blonde is only good for one thing-
Whats similar between a Blonde and a postage stamp?
- Ya Lick em and stick em and send em on their way-
What do you call the place between Britney Spears’s boobs?
- Silicon Valley.
You walk into a second grade class and there you see a blonde
a redhead and a brunet! Witch one is the best looking?…….
- The blonde cause she’e 16!
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