A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she
sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video
store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that
sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips
into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her
disappointment, there’s nothing but static on the screen, so she calls
the video store to complain.

Blonde: “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on
the tape, but static.”

Store Clerk: “Sorry about, that. We’ve had problems with some of those
tapes. Which title did you rent?”

Blonde: “Let see. It’s from Sony. OK! I got it! It’s called
‘Head Cleaner’.”