A blonde decided to try horseback riding, even though
she had no prior experience.

She mounted the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
sprang into motion. It galloped along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde began to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabbed for the horse’s mane, but couldn’t
seem to get a firm grip. She tried to throw her arms around
the horse’s neck, but she slid down the side of the horse
anyway.

The horse galloped along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leapt away from
the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,
her foot became entangled in the stirrup and she was at the
mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head struck the
ground over and over.

As her head was battered against the ground, she was mere
moments away from unconsciousness. Then, to her great fortune,
the Wal Mart manager saw her and shut the horse off.