Eternity is 4 Blondes in 4 cars at a 4-way stop.

Five Blondes were on their way to Disneyland. After driving
for three hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland
Left” so they turned around and went home.

What do SMART Blondes and UFO’s have in common? You always
hear about them but never see them.

What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
“Oh look… Doughnut seeds.”

Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They
think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp
on it.

Why can’t Blondes dial 911? They can’t find the 11 on the phone!

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? There
is white-out all over the monitor.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
said, “Oh look at the dead bird.” The blonde looked skyward and
said, “Where, where?”

Why don’t Blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can’t fit
8 cups of water in the little packet.

Why won’t they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking
the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to
some tracks. The first blonde said, “These look like deer
tracks,” and the other one said, “No they look like moose
tracks.” They argued and argued for a while and they were still
arguing when the train hit them.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger, but they couldn’t. The girl
with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath,
and her friend said anxiously, “Hurry up! It’s starting to rain
and the top is down!”

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband
is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a
beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own
head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with
her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to
the husband, “Shut up…you’re next!”

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month
to realize she could play it at night.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the
YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in
Spring Training.

A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde wife
sliding naked down the banister.
He blurts out, “What do you think you’re doing!?”
“Just heating up dinner.” she replies.