BLONDES IN A BAR….
Three blondes are in a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”
The first blonde asks for a WW.
The bartender says, “You know, I’ve been a bartender for a long time
and I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a ‘WW’.”
“Duh!” the blonde responds, “It’s a white wine.”
The bartender turns to the second, who says, “I’ll have an RW.”
The bartender says, “Don’t tell me, I’ll guess. It’s red wine, right?”
The second blonde nods. “Right.” Finally, the bartender turns to the
third and asks, “And how about you?”
Blonde #3 says, “I’ll have a 15.”
“Sorry,” says the baffled bartender. “I’m stumped again.”
So the blonde replies, “Duh, it’s a 7 and 7!”
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