Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
The pilot says “Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let’s give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them”
The lawyer says “Fuck the Boy Scouts!”
The priest says, “Do we have time?”
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