BRAVE FIREMEN….
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the
local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an
alarm went out to fire Departments from miles around. After
fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president
approached the fire chief and said, All of our secret formulas are
in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I
will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!
As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to
strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of
attacking the fire, president of the company offered $100,000 to
the engine company that could bring out the company’s secret files.
From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck
came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed
entirely of men over 65. To everyone’s amazement the little fire
engine raced through the chemical plant gates and drove straight
into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other firemen
watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight
the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.
After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had
extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous the
chemical company president announced that he would double the reward
to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers.
After thanking each of the old men individually the president asked
the group what they intended to do with the money. The fire truck
driver looked him right in the eye and said – The first thing we’re
going to do is fix the blasted brakes on that truck!
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