A 6 year old kid comes home from school and sits down on the couch next 2 his dad, the dad asks how his first day of school went. The kid replied, “good, but all the kids kept talking about a vagina, and I’m not sure what that is.” The dad told the kid “well son, the vagina is a beautiful thing, before sex it looks like a beautiful rose in bloom,” the kid asked “well what does it looks like after sex?” the dad proceeded to tell him, “well son, have ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?”