CANADIAN REVENGE….
A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter
and jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down
next to him. The Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless,
started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, “You Canadian folk eat
the whole bread?”
The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his
breakfast, and replied, “Of course.”
The American blew a huge bubble. “We don’t. In the States, we
only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to
Canada.” The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. “D’ya eat jelly with the bread?”
Sighing, the Canadian replied, “Of course.”
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, “We don’t.
In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into jam and sell it to Canada.”
The Canadian then asked, “Do you have sex in the States?”
The American smiled and said, “Why of course we do.”
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, “And what do you do
with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
“We throw them away, of course.”
Now it was the Canadian’s turn to smile. “We don’t. In Canada, we
put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell them to the United States.”
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