CAT FOOD….
This lady walks into the Market to buy a can of cat food, but
the store clerk said she has to bring in her cat to prove she
has a cat because elders are accuse of eatting animal food. The
next day she comes in to buy a bag of dog biscuts but the store
clerk tells her the same thing. so the ladys all pised off and
shit so she goes home and brings her dog. The store clerk gives
her the dog biscuits. A few weeks later she comes in with a
little white box. It has 2 holes in it. She goes to the store
clerk and tells him to put his finger in the holes. the store
clerk says”no” somethings going to bite me. The old lady says
nothing will bite you “I swear” so he puts his finger in……….
Eeeewww he say it smells like shit.. I know said the old lady
now, can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?
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