When the ark’s door was closed Noah called a meeting
with all the animals. “Listen up!” Noah said with a
demanding voice. “There will be NO sex on this trip.
Not even the wetting of the tip of your penis. All of
you males, take off your penis and hand it in to my
sons. I will be sitting over there and write you a
receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis
back.” After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his
wife’s cage and was very excited. “Quick!” he said.
“Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if
there is any land out there!” Mrs. Rabbit got onto his
shoulders and looked out the window. “Sorry, no land yet.”
“Damn!” and out went Mr. Rabbit. This went on every day
until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. “What is the
matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and
nights. Only after the water had drained will we be able
to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?”
“Look!” said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face
as he held out a piece of paper. “I GOT THE HORSE’S RECEIPT!!”

Subject: It only takes about 30 seconds. Don’t cheat!

Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep going… Don’t stop…

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Think of a man’s/woman’s name that begins with the last letter in
that animal.

Say it out loud as you scroll down.

Almost there . . .

Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand
you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at
head level.

Look at you palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.

Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit playing stupid
e-mail games!!!!

Don’t tell the secret to others, send them this e-mail!
Smile & have a great day.

A not necessarily well prepared student sat in his
life science classroom, staring at a question on the
final exam paper.

The question directed: “Give four advantages of
breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to
scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a
fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he
sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and
triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A