What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?A dirty double crosser

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it doesn’t seem to matter.Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband.

What’s black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra!

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked cars!

Why can’t you hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive.”

No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize a cat.

Q: Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh

Once there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn’t stop. He hit the bunny head on. Once the man knew what had happened, he quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, laying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter bunny. The man cried out, “Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter bunny!” The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertable. The woman stopped and asked what the problem was. The man explained, “I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the Easter bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter Day, and it’s all my fault.” The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny. Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, “What is that stuff in that bottle?” The woman replied, “It’s harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave.”