Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating some candy,
when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hair on the floor.

“Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?” asked the barber.

“Don’t be so stupid, I’m only three!!” said the girl!

(REALLY SICK….)
It’s the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He
returns home to find out that his wife is at the hospital in labor
having their first child.

He rushes to the hospital, and goes to his wife’s side. She has
already had the child. He goes to the nursery to see the baby.

He spots the name on a crib and motions to the nurse. She points at
the crib and Joe says, “Yes, he’s my son.”

The nurse picks up the baby and drops it on the floor.

Joe is aghast. The nurse says, “Don’t worry.” She picks up the baby
and slaps it hard across the face several times. Joe turns white in
horror as she throws the baby across the nursery. Joe is about to
faint as she holds the baby by it’s testicles and swings it around
her head.

Joe screams, “Stop you’re kiling my baby!!!!”

The nurse responds, “April Fools… It was born dead…”