“Air Force ’45, it appears your engine has…oh, disregard…I see you’ve already ejected.” “Citation 123, if you quit calling me
Most Popular Aviation Jokes
Gay Flight Attendant
I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point,
Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show
An emergency landing
According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing,
An engineer and a programmer
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New