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Bar: Guy And A Picture Of A Hottie

Sep 25, 2008 Author: sahil | Filed under: Bar Jokes

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he’s getting drunk

“I have to come home to this!” the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.

“What’s wrong with her?” asks the bartender. ”She’s beautiful and half your age!”

”Exactly. That’s my daughter.”

Rubber Bar

Sep 24, 2008 Author: sahil | Filed under: Bar Jokes

Two condoms are walking down a street in San Francisco and pass a bar. One condom nudges the other condom and asks, “Hey, want to go get shit-faced?”

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

Sep 23, 2008 Author: sahil | Filed under: Bar Jokes

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, “Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn’t have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.”

50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.

Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks.

Another trip to the yard and when it’s all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, “Say what breed is that anyway?”

The owner says, “Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.”