A blonde enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.

The man says “Choose from our range on the wall.”

She says “I’ll take the big red one.”

The man replies “That’s a fire extinguisher.”

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over. He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!”

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.

Now he’s getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now she’s laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!”

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, “I think they’re deer tracks!”

The second blonde said, “I think they’re dog tracks!”

The third blonde said, “Well, I think they’re cow tracks!”

They were still arguing when the train struck them.

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

A: She’s got a tampon behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

Two blondes were waiting for their buses. One of them was waiting for the bus number one and the other one for the bus number seven. In the meantime, the bus number seventeen came. One of them exclaimed: “Oh, great! Now we can go together!”

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.
The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The Brunette asks, “What the heck’s goin’ on up here? We’re havin’ a grand time downstairs!”

One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says…
“Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”