How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

How do you know when a blondes been having a bad day? Shes got a tampon behind her ear, and she’s lookin 4 her pencil.

Q: why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?a: because he didn’t want them s******* in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, “Would you like me to be your friend?” The girl hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, “Why are you standing here all alone?” “Because,” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalie!”

Q. How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A. There’s white-out on the screen.

Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?A: An air bag.

There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial problems. So she got on her knees and prayed “Dear God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I’ll loose my car, the house, and everything else.” She doesn’t win. The next day she prays to God “God! I really need your help! I’ll loose my car, the house, and everything else.” Once again, she doesn’t win. The next day she says the same prayer; then God speaks to her ?Cindy! Work with me here, BUY A TICKET!!”

There were two blondes at the park. One says, “Look at that dead seagull over there.” And the other looks up and says, “Where?”