A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Q: what did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: spot.

Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themselves.
A2: Walks home.

Q: What are 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.

After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.

Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer has in common?
A: You don’t know how much either of them means to you until they go
down on you.

Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
She can’t find the eleven.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You get to park in the handicap zone.