Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?

A: Pulled up her pants.

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops.

“Yes,” says the blonde.

“Are their lights on?”

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, “Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.”

Q: What’s worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?

A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.