Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?

A. She drops her nail file.

What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop
clip clop?

An Amish drive by shooting!

One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”

Right away, his friend interrupts him, “Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic group for once!”

So he starts again, “Hashimoto and Suzuki were talking one day at their nephew’s Bar Mitzvah…”