A farmer with a horse and buggy was going down the road when he
sees a man trying to hitch a ride. He picks the man up and they
start down the road when the farmer leans over picks up the horses
tail put his finger in the hole then pulls it out and rubs it
around his lips. The hitchhiker looks at the farmer but doesn’t
say anything until it happens twice more. The hitchhiker cant
stand it and asked the farmer what he was doing.
the farmer replied: “I have chapped lips. This doesn’t cure them
but it sure keeps you from licking them.”

A farmer has a real hot daughter and every one wants to go out with
her so three guys come up to her dad and say what do we have to do
to go out to with your daugher he
says you have to do my cow over there so they agreed to
do his cow so the first one go and lifts the tail and pukes and runs
away second one go’s and pulls his pants down and sees it’s butt and
run’s third one go’s pulls his pants down and start humpen away when
he was finished
the farmer said go gob you can have my daughter for a night then the
guy say’y screw your daughter how much do you for your cow.

Harry’s dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day
his Uncle Joe came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations,
they were required to sleep together.

When Uncle Joe came into the bedroom, he saw Harry kneeling at the
side of the bed with his head bowed.

Thinking this was the child’s religious upbringing, he decided to
present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with
his head bowed.

Harry looked up and said, “Whatcha doin’?”

“Why, the same thing you’re doing”, replied Uncle Joe.

“Ma’s gonna be mad”, said Harry, “The pot’s on this side.”