What did the Ethiopian say when the skeleton fell on him? Get off me you fat bastard
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KING ARTHUR….
King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone
MALE LANGUAGE PATTERNS….
“I can’t find it.” REALLY MEANS “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.” “That’s women’s work.”
MONICA, MONICA….
To the tune of “A Bicycle Built For Two” Monica, Monica, give me a little head. I’m half crazy, cause
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