You’re so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund.

You’re so stupid that you looked in a bowl of cheerios and said…”O LOOK, DONUT SEEDS!”‘

You’re so stupid that if you got locked in a grocery store, you’d starve to death

You’re so stupid, you can’t have a heated blanket or you will electrocute yourself.

You’re so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

You’re so skinny that you use dental floss as toilet paper.

You’re so short, when you sit on the curb, your feet dangle.

You’re so short, you could play racquetball on the curb.

You’re so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, “I am moving my house to another place it’s too noisy out there!”

You’re so poor that when you go to McDonald’s, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!