your so poor when i went to your house i asked you if i could use your bathroom and you said pick a corner

Your house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before I came outside.

your girlfriend is like a bowlingball she gets picked up fingered rolled down the gutter and still comes back for more

Your family is so poor the front door and back door are on the same hinge.

Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out and said: “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!”

Your family is so poor that when I came to your house and asked, “where’s the bathroom?” your Mama said, “fifth bucket to the right.”

Your face is so ugly, you look out the window and get arrested for mooning!

your dick is so small when you take a leak you piss on your nuts

Your Daddy’s head so big he had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.

Your Daddy is soo ugly! When he was born the doctor tried to circumcise his nose! lmao