wat do u get if u cross michael jackson with arnold schwarzenegger????

micheal wasennegger

Why did Michael Jackson go to B.Y.U??because he heard it was Bring’em.Young.University

A lady just bought a brand new car, it was all fancy it had this new thing where you say out loud the kind of music you want to hear and your radio turns on that kind of song. So the lady was drivin down the road and she says “country” the radio turns to a country radio station. she then says “rock ‘n’ roll” the radio turns to a rock and roll radio station.she’s driving along when some kids run out in front of her car while she is driving. The lady yells “YOU FUCKIN LITTLE KIDS” and Micheal jackson comes on, on the radio!!!

Michael Jackson goes up to the judge and tells the judge “I am dating 28 year olds now. The judge says ” Why the change”. Michael says ” There is no change at all I am dating 20 …. 8 year olds.

Michael jackson was with his sister janet in a video and food shop
Janet:Want to get the video and food
Michael:CAN I GET ALADDIN
Janet:No only the food and video

Q.What did the man on the beach say to michael jackson?

A.Hey, get out of my son

What does mj consider a perfect 10?

two 5 year olds

Why does mj like kids?

He knows how they feel

Mama are you the one who bleached micheal jackson?

roumour has it in a local paper that micheal and victoria were seen having a affiar this weekend. micheal however has denied this claiming he was in brooklyn at the time