What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

All the boys pants are half off.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson made a phone call to Boys II Men because he thought they were an escort service

Q-What does Micheal Jackon like about 28 year olds?

A-There are 20 of them!

The question was what does Micheal Jackson like about 28 year olds?, but if you were to word it out correctly it would come out What does Micheal Jackson like about 20 8 year olds

whos mj’s favorite actor?

macully caulkin

whats his favorite movie?

home alone

whats the difference between acne and M J ?

acne doesnt cum on your face till your 13.

How do you know it’s bed time at the NeverLand Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why did Michael Jackson get sick?

Q:What does michael jackson have in common with santa?
A:They both leave the kids houses with an empty sack

What’s the difference beetween Micheal Jackson and Casper?
One’s REALLY white and scares away kids and the other is a FRIENDLY
GHOST.

How many times does five go into thirty-five?
ASK MICHAEL JACKSON!