what did the man say to michael jackson on the beach?

hey you get out of my son!

A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God a male or a female?”
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, God is both a male and
a female.”
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, “Is God black or white?”
“Well, God is both black and white.”
At this, the boy’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
“Is Michael Jackson God?”

It must not be all that great to be like michel jackson since his nose in not real. And if for some reason michel snezzes he wil die

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys’ rooms with empty sacks.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got two fives for a ten?

Q. What did Chelsea Clinton say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A. “Not according to Dad.”

Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.

Q. How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A. They were dating the same girl in high school.

Q:Whats the difference between michael jackson and a pimple?
A: A pimple waits till ure 13 to cum on your face.

Q- dont you think michkael and mickey have alot of things in common?

a- they both wear white gloves, they wear tight clothes, they both love kids, they both have a amusement park in their backyard, they both have big ears, and thier both black and white.

so feel very uncomfortable next to mickey mouse

Q- dont you think michkael and mickey have alot of things in common?

a- they both wear white gloves, they wear tight clothes, they both love kids, they both have a amusement park in their backyard, they both have big ears, and thier both black and white.

so feel very uncomfortable next to mickey mouse

what does michael jackson do when he goes to the toilet? unzippes his billlie jeans pulls out his thriller and beats it

why does michael jackson give wine to kids and says it’s jesus juice?
he gets them drunk so it’s easier to molest the kids.