Michael Jackson,a bunch of kids,and an airplane driver were heading to the never land ranch for the kids to be molesed.When the plane started to crash,there was only 2 parachutes and the airplane driver took one and michael jackson the other before they jumped out Michael Jackson said.”What About the kids?”the airplane driver replied “Screw the Kids!”
then Michael jackson replied “Do we have time?”

what does Micheal Jackson and a pimple have in commom?

they both appear on a 13-teen year old’s face

How do you know it is midnight in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?
Because the sign said Kid’s Pants half off.

And just for jokes…. why did he name his kid blanket?

An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, “What is 2+2?”.
The engineer says, “Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it.”
The lawyer says. “Hm, case files seem to say it is 4.”
Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, “That’s easy! The age of the boys I like!”

Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife’s doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.

what do michael jackson and a ps2 have in common?

both get turned on by kids

McDonald’s is bringing out a new “Michael Jackson Burger”…
It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.

whats the diffrent between michael jackson and a xbox

they both get turned omn by little kids

What makes Michael Jackson happy in the early morning?
Waking up to the crack of “DON”.

what is the difference between Michael Jackson and Parallel lines?

Parallel lines are straight and never touch.