Defendant: How can you sentence an innocent man to prison?Judge: It is part of my job.

Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn’t interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have a comment on the defendant’s motion?Public Defender: I’m sorry, Your Honor. I wasn’t listening.

One juror overheard saying to another…”You’ll notice that neither the prosecutor or defense attorney swore to tell the truth!”