What’s the difference between a paycheck and a husband?
A wife will blow your Paycheck!

There are two lines for men waiting to enter the pearly gates of
Heaven. One line is marked for men who have been dominated by
their wives. This line is huge and extends for miles and miles.
The second line is marked for men who have dominated their wives.
In that line is standing one meek-looking man.
St. Peter walks up to the man and says, “Excuse me, are you
supposed to be in this line?”
The meek little man responds, “I think so, my wife told me to
stand here.

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine.”