A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a
guy with the worst case on sunburn he has ever seen. The poor guy
is burnt raw from head to toe and is in agony. He says to the doctor
“is there anything you can give me to ease this terrible pain?” So
the doctor says “yes, I’ll prescribe you some Viagra”.
“Viagra” says the poor guy, ” how will that help my sunburn?”.
“It won’t help your sunburn much” says the doctor, “but at least
it’ll keep the sheets off it!”

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a
complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re
dying, and you don’t have much time left.”
“Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?”
“Ten,” the doctor says sadly.
“Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”
“Nine…”

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says to him “Doctor I’m hurting
all over my body.”
“That’s odd” replied the doctor “Show me what you mean”
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in
pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony. and so on.
The doctor says to her “Your not a natural brunette are you?”
“No ‘m a blonde” she replies.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken”