In the beginning, the plan for a devine human design was
painstakingly implemented. “The nerce endings,” said St. Peter,
“how many will I put in her hands?”
“How many did we put in Adam?” asked The Lord.
“Two hundred, O Mighty One.”
“Then we shall do the same for the woman.”
“How many nerve endings should we put in woman’s genitals,
O Mightiest?”
“How many did we put in Adam?”
“Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One.”
“Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to habe a little fun
procreating, didn’t we? Do the same for woman.”
“Yes, O Great Lord.”
“Wait! Hold it, Pete, Give her ten thousand, it’d be a hoot to
hear her scream out my name…”

The medical director came to know of David’s heroic act. He
immediately ordered that David be discharged from the hospital
as he now considered him to be OK.
The doctor said, “David, we have good news and bad news for you!
The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you
have regained your sanity. Since you were able to jump in the pool
and save another patient, you must be mentally stable. The bad news
is that the patient that you saved hung himself in the bathroom and
died after all.”
David replied, “Doctor, John didn’t hang himself. I hung him there
to dry.”

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and
become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech
college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and
attended diligently, learning all she could. When time for
the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for
weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, she was surprised to find that
she had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she
called the instructor, saying “I don’t want to appear
ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
there had been an error which needed adjusting.”

The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine
apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You
put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you
did all of it THROUGH the muffler…”