This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled
and new dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he
responded this way…..

The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures…
AND I COULDN’T STOP TALKING!

A heart specialist doctor died and it’s his funeral. The coffin
was in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the
sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened,
the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?” “I was thinking
about my own funeral” the man replied.
“What’s so funny about that?”
“I’m a gynecologist.”

Three guys wives are all in labor. They are all waiting
impatiently awaiting whether they are having a boy or girl.
The doctor comes out and asks the first guy, “Mr. Jenkin’s where
do you work sir?” The nervous guy answers, “Why, I work at Double
A recreations”
The doctor responds…”oh that’s good because you have a pair of
beautiful baby girls!”
The doctor asks the next guy, “Mr. Davidson, Where do you work?”
The guy responds politely “I work at Triple J Motors” the doctor
says, “Oh good! you have three handsome baby boys!”
All of a sudden the last guy faints! The two guys and the doctor
are surprised and rush to the last guy.
“Mr. Smith Mr. Smith! Get up Why did you faint?” asked the doctor.
“Well doc you see, I work at 7-Eleven!” says the last guy.