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Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Help Wanted: Telepath.
You know where to apply.