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MOP-VACUUM….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

What did the mop say to the vacuum cleaner?

“I wish people would stop pushing us around.”

UNDER A COW….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

What do you get if you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head!

1 MILLION SPERM….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

They don’t stop to ask directions.