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WIFE’S BIRTHDAY….
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
GUNS….
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re gonna to want to shoot it
MOM….
The most remarkable thing about my Mom was, that for 30 years she served us leftovers. The original meal was
QUICKIES….
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? Mrs. Meyers said to