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WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

What’s the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?

One’s a Goodyear and the other is a GREAT year!

CALCIUM….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

How much calcium is in a woman’s breast?

Enough to make a bone 8 inches long!

VIRGIN….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

What’s German for ‘virgin’?

Goesintight.

MEN & LIGHT BULB….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

How are men and a light bulb alike?

You have to screw both of them to get a response.

PUBIC HAIR….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

How are parsley and pubic hair alike?

You just brush them to the side and keep on eating.

KODAK….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

Why is a condom like a Kodak print?

They both capture that special moment.

WIFE….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

What does WIFE stand for?

Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc

WOMEN TALK MORE….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

Why do women talk more then men?

They have 4 lips

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

What’s the difference between a pregnant women and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

SHORT JOKE….

Aug 25, 2005 Author: webmaster | Filed under: One Liners

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?

Short

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