You’re so poor, you have a big hole in the wall and call it central air
Most Popular One Liners
QUICKIES & ONE LINERS….
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned during spring training. ~*~ What’s the difference between a blond
Rusted Truck
You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike
WHY DO MEN DO IT….
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have
ANGEL….
First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.