What’s the difference between a pregnant women and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb
What did the mop say to the vacuum cleaner? “I wish people would stop pushing us around.&#
What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head!
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don’t stop to ask directions
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