What’s the difference between a pregnant women and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb
Most Popular One Liners
SHORT JOKE….
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short
MOP-VACUUM….
What did the mop say to the vacuum cleaner? “I wish people would stop pushing us around.
UNDER A COW….
What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head!
1 MILLION SPERM….
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don’t stop to ask directions