After agonizing for several days over the situation in former Yugoslavia where ethnic Serbs, Bosnians, and Muslims are engaged in a fierce and bloody civil war, President Clinton today announced that he is strongly in favor of diversity.

An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Yankee, drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from the same one twice.”

The Brit, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice either.”

The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit.

He says “In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don’t need to drink with the same ones twice

Q: What’s the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.

A: Close, but no cigar.