A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.
He says, “Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?”

Jenna replies, “No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip!

Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police investigators find his scorched body and determine he had been struck by lightning.

“Why’s he smiling?” one officer asks.

The other replies, “He thought he was having his picture taken.