Yesterday I was just sitting at work arguing with a coworker about the war in iraq, he was giveing me some of the most preposterous money numbers about the war such as $200 billion dumbfound at what i had heard i asked what was his source, he straight faced said michaelmoore.com………………………. all that i could say was “john im sorry but you are one that sanity was never given to” as i walked away he tried to defend by saying that Republicans are “just dumb” I quieted him down with a small serman about who is in the white house and how that great man saved the united states after 911, freed two countries, captured Saddam, has Osama on the run, and will save social security. and
dezz nutt get over yourself everyone rips into your liberal veiws so you momentarily switch to the “I was just kidding” senario. then for some odd reason you switch back to your closed eye anti america veiws. just please choose a side or just close your mouth and since you like to read books you should read Colin Powells “My American Journey” that is a story of one true and loyal american.

How many demcrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

it’s irrelevant , they’re still in the dark.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, but Fox news has to tell them how first

3 Japanesse move into a house and had no money to afford a lot of things. A furniture man says I’ll supply all the furniture you need. Then the food guy say if you throw in 2 refridgerator I’ll supply 10 years of food deal. A hooker stand up and says I’ll give them free sex. Why would you give free sex? I was poken at my husband and he said screw the bastards.

If Monica gets cervical cancer from that cigar? Can she sue Bill?
Or maybe it was indivigually wrapped for safety. But most important was it importated or domestic .? Because we want to know if he kept it in the hood?

I don’t like political jokes… I’ve seen way to many of them be elected…

Three Doctors walk into a bar together and discuss surgeries they
had performed. The first one said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England.”

The second doctor said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s president of the United
States.”

The US government is just like the Wizard of Oz.

Dick Cheney is looking for a heart.

The Senate is looking for courage.

And George Bush is looking for brains

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. “Will I be acquitted?”

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.

The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the police officer. “Were they all dead?”

The farmer answered, “Some said they weren’t, but you know how politicians lie