A professor stood before his class of twenty senior
organic biology students, about to hand out the final
exam.

“I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this
semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard and
many of you are off to medical school after summer. So
that no one gets their GPA messed up because they
might have been celebrating a bit too much this week,
anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today
will receive a ‘B’ for the course.”

There was much rejoicing in the class as students got
up, walked to the front of the class, and took the
professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room,
the professor looked out over the handful of remaining
students and asked,

“Anyone else? This is your last chance.”

One final student rose up and opted out of the final.

The professor closed the door and took attendance of
those students remaining.

“I’m glad to see you believe in yourself,” he said.
“You all get ‘A’s.”

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering
the question of whose profession was the oldest.
“I think my line of work would win this one hands
down,” the surgeon said. “After all, Eve was created from
Adam’s rib, and that sounds like surgery to me.”
“Maybe,” the architect said, “but before Adam, order
was created out of chaos. That was architectural
accomplishment.”
“Sure,” the politician said. “But before that, someone
had to create the chaos.”

You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security,
super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?”

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51
were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret”
base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the
pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost,
and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot
and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot
really was lost and wasn’t a spy. They gassed up his airplane,
gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete
with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him
Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on
his way.

The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force,
the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP’s surrounded
the plane…only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me,
but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was
last night!”