1. You’ve ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor.

2. Your wife’s hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.

3. You go to your family reunion to pick up women.

4. Your richest relative buys a new house — and you have to help him take the wheels off it.

5. You think a six-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment!

6. Your family tree does not fork.

7. You’ve ever been too drunk to fish.

8. You’ve lost more than two teeth opening beer bottles.

9. You helped your cousin move his refrigerator — and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

10. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income!

arkansas….3 million people: 15 last names.

You might be a redneck if…

You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.

There are more than five McDonald’s bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment