Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.

“Where you flyin’ to?” says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose.

“Don’t you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?” The southern woman thinks about this for a second.

“Where you flyin’ to, bitch?”

You might be a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler to church!

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.”

To which the man replied, “No sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today, and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, “I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it.”

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!”