A man and and a woman from Alabama don’t want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor asks, “What state are you from?

The man say,s “Alabama.” The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn’t so sure of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California.

When that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells him the exact same thing that the doctor in Ohio told him. The husband figures that the doctors must be right.

So he goes home, puts a lit cherry bomb in a soda can, and starts to count. ”1…2…3…4…5…” The husband takes the soda can and puts it between his legs to continue counting on his fingers on his right hand. ”6…7…8…9…”

You know you’re a redneck if you think a seven-course meal is KFC and a sixpack.

If you have no cars that are moblie, and 14 cars that aren’t, then you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you don’t know what day Saturday Night Live comes on TV.

How’d the redneck git lost in space?

He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

You might be a redneck if your toilet has more carpet than your floor

You might be a redneck if you steal bank canisters and use them as food containers!

You might be a redneck if your senior prom had daycare.

You might be a redneck if you think genitalia is an Italian airline!