A new two-year degree is being offered at the
University that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming a Real Man.

That’s right, in just six trimesters, you, too,can be a real man-as
well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look
over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You’re Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective)
(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary
(Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with
men? Send this to all of the women you know and brighten their
day!!!…and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.

Sandi Hedin
Corporate Data - LIM Section
Lakes Forest District
Ph: (250) 692-2200
EMail: Sandi.Hedin@gems3.gov.bc.ca

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their
favorite bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle’s picture, which
showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story
it was meant to represent. “The flight to Egypt,” said Kyle.

“I see … And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,” Ms.
Terri said. “But who’s the fourth person?” Oh, that’s Pontius —
the Pilot!”

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science
classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The
question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.”
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came
into his head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.
So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer.
Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled,
then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen,
and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.
He received an A.