Q : whats blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a pool A : a baby with burst arm bands

It has been reported that Michael jackson has been haveing an affair with the famous Victoria Beckham,jackson denies these claims as he
says he was in Brooklyn at the time

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest ? acne doesn;t cum on your face till your about 14

THERE WERE 2 BUMS BEHIND A STORE,ONE HAD HIS FINGER UP THE OTHER ONES ASS .A COP ROAD BY AND ASK WHAT WAS HE DOING ?HE SAID MY BUDDY IS SICK AND I NEED TO HELP HIM TROW UP !! THE COP ASK HOW ARE U GOING TO DO THAT WITH UR FINGER UP HIS ASS. JUST WAIT TILL I TAKE IT OUT HIS ASS AND PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH!!!!!

What do you get if you skin a new born? an erection……………………

What is white and bobs up and down in a cot? a pedephiles ass………………..

What is 12 inches long and can make a woman scream? Cot death……………..

What do you call a bunch of retards in a swimming pool? vegetable soup…………….

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs stacked ontop of eachother? A vegetable rack………………………………….

Whats red, slimy and crawls up a womans leg? a home-sick abortion……………………………………

What has 2 legs and bleeds alot? Half a dog…………………………

How do you get into a rabbits hole? lift its tail………………………

what do you do if a baby starts to spit? turn the grill down……………………..

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

why don’t old women have smar tests??? have you ever tryed openin a cheese tostie

why don’t old women have smar tests??? have you ever tryed openin a cheese tostie

How do u know when a black person has been in your yard? The trash can is empty and the dog is pregnant!

Why don’t blind people like to jump out of an aeroplane? It scares the shit out of the dog.