All blokes fall for this.

Ask one of your mates ( be serious ) what he would do if he ever went camping with one of his male friends.

He woke up in the morning and found his underwear pulled round to his ankles and a used condom stuck up his arse.

He turns round and his friend has a big grin on his face.

Would he tell anyone?

A bloke will always answer no.

At this point you must ask, ” Fancy going camping? “

What part of a cabbage can’t you eat? The wheelchair!

I met a girl the other night. She asked me to give her 12 inches and make her scream.

So I fuc*ed her twice and punched her in the face