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What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled cheque ( Czech! )
Daddy daddy, whats a pussy?
Come here son ( says the Dad ) takes his son upstairs and opens the bathroom door.
His grandma is naked in the shower.
See that son - thats a pussy says the Dad
Son - It must be dead then coz all it’s guts are hanging out!
Stop knocking older women. They having something younger women don’t.
Their bellybutton between their tits!