What have fannies and kebabs got in common? You only eat one when your pissed

Say to a friend you shagged a woman like this last night ( demonstate with your arms straight out - like you do - and hands cupped, to demonstrate a large chest )

Then say , ” Yeah, she had arthritis in both arms! “

did you hear that they are planning to build a McDonalds on Ground Zero?

its gonna have a “fly through”.